Kenzie - "Hey are you ever going to use that Old Spice deodorant that you have sitting in the bathroom cupboard?"
Me - "I dunno. I might someday I guess."
Kenzie - "Well it is just taking up too much space up there in the cupboard. I mean, the cupboard is really small and if you aren't going to use it you should just throw it away."
Me - speechless (now glance at photo)
Below is a true photo of our bathroom cupboard in all its splendor and glory. I have outlined the allotted space for my toiletries in red. You statisticians will notice that my area is less than 1/4 of the total available cupboard area. Silly me. I guess it is time to cut out the deodorant and resort to a more Spartan existence. Matthew Mcconaughey doesn't wear deodorant and I used to judge him for it, but now I empathize with him. Maybe his girlfriend told him he was taking up too much room in the cupboard :-)