We woke up early and Jarom took us to the airport on his work from home day (he is the best). We were able to catch our flight without a hitch and Kenna stole the ipad and the bose noise reduction headphones from me and she told me "you have your phone daddy or you can read that magazine (Skymall)". She is spoiled rotten. She asked me questions the whole flight over and there were some that I could not answer. "Why can't you have your tray down when we are landing or taking off?" or "Why would we go swimming if the plane fell out of the sky?" I had no answers for her and am glad that she can understand the illustrations now...
When we got to Utah, we immediately went to Cafe Rio. We managed to find Tim at the airport and grandpa Brig picked us up and took us to Cafe Rio. We met up with gramma and Anna there and Cyle met us there as well. We had a great lunch and then we split up. Kenna had a fun weekend full of witches, parties, and loads of other activities and I had man things to do.
We went up to Cyle's house for a little bit and waited for Webster's mom to drop him off (true story). Once we had our full entourage, we went to the airport to pick up Tyler. The five of us then drove in Cyle's tiny car all the way down to Provo. Once there, we picked up Brad and headed up to campus. When we got there, we were amazed at what we found. The students looked like they were 12 years old. One guy was wearing pink pants and the rest were wearing skinny jeans. It was a sad state of affairs. A girl and boy had cardboard signs and were giving out free hugs and we were reluctant to even look at them because we all felt like it was an undercover sting and that we would be arrested for even talking to them because we were so old. Our first manly errand on campus was to buy t-shirts for our kids. We lost Webster in the bookstore but eventually found him at the candy counter spending all of his money on sweedish fish. Then we lost Tyler as he wandered around looking for a gavel. Then I got lost trying to find a copy of my book in the bookstore. Eventually we got everything squared away, headed to Cafe Rio for dinner, and then headed over for the football game.
We found our old basketball court on the way to the game and discovered that Webster was the only one of us that still has the power to touch the rim. I captured this action shot for posterity.
The game was lots of fun. We ended up being in the Boise State fan section, which made the game even more fun. Cyle bonded with them all by telling a very entertaining story about the time he "accidentally" ended up in a gay bar and Tyler bonded by explaining to them all how he thought that the new targeting rules covered the NCAA's liability pretty well. Webster, Tim, and I payed attention to the game and we had a good time heckling the Boise State fans and our own kicker. I hate BYU's kicker.
We even managed to find Jimmy by the end of the game.
We crashed at Brad's place that night. We had dreams of sleeping in, but it turns out that everyone with a job or child is hard wired to get up at 7, even when we don't have kids or a job that wake us up. We all went to our favorite french toast place, Kneeders, and we had fun telling Tyler stories because his brother in law met us there. We imparted all of our wisdom to him in about 10 minutes and told him to enjoy college. We sure did.
Then it was on to the main event. Cyle found a place for us to go and play paintball. Brad broke out his old army locker and we each got to wear some fatigues or BDU's or whatever they are called. We were invisible! The clothes help us feel manly and made the two noobies (Tim and Webster) look like they knew what they were doing. When we arrived it was just the six of us, and then luckily a group of 20 year olds showed up and accepted the challenge to play us. Tyler the lawyer talked them in to it and told them that we were not good, that in fact he was a lawyer, I was a computer guy, Webster was a programmer, Cyle was a salesman, and the other two were students. The kids laughed and accepted the challenge to play us, but Tyler didn't mention that Brad and Cyle had served tours in Iraq.
We played the first game and went all out on them. Brad has a death wish when playing paintball and charges people with no regard for his own life. We shot each of them in the first game and didn't lose a single person. When the game ended they ran up to Tyler and called him a liar. After that, we proceeded to play 4 hours of paintball with these 20 year olds and we discovered that we could waste a lot more paintballs than they could because we all had jobs that could pay for paintballs and the 20 year olds could not. After whipping them 15 times, they finally gave up. We all celebrated with Red Robin burgers, where we learned that Tim looks the oldest, Brad looks the youngest, and that the bathroom will henceforth be known as the "chamber of commerce".
All good things come to an end. We split up that night after a lot of ibprofun and football at Cyle's house. It was a lot of fun to see all my old friends and I consider myself #blessed to have such a great set of roommates. We flew home on Sunday after a quick stint of church with gramma and Anna and I felt like I needed a weekend to recover from the weekend. The good news is, we decided to make it an annual event! Here is to next year.





